This is my third attempt...

…at writing a newsletter this week because the first two were so, so stupid (let’s just say they involved the “This is your brain … This is your brain on drugs” PSA and an idea for a parody of Taylor Swift’s just-announced album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” called “The Life of a Snowgirl”), but you know what, that’s actually really funny and I’m delirious from having a toddler, so here’s the tracklist for “The Life of a Snowgirl”:

• The Frost of Ophelia

• Elizabeth Taylor (in fur)

• Opalite (this one kinda works)

• Father Figure (It’s a Snowman)

• Coldest Daughter

• Rein the Friendsleigh

• Actually Antarctic

• Holiday Wi$h Li$t

• Firewood

• (Christmas Is) Cancelled!

• Homey

• The Life of a Snowgirl (feat. Soft-quilty Comforter).