…is the longest I’ve hung onto a job, but my millennial ass is now, once again, on the hunt for employment (I’m being super chill about yet another layoff) (no I am not), so if you know anyone who needs an employee with the skills of professional editor and writer who has 12 years of experience in the digital publishing/entertainment journalism/SEO content space (and who desperately needs to get out of that space because that space barely exists anymore), please let me know, but in like, a chill, cool way because I’m being really calm about this (again, I am not) (also just need to throw in a large, hearty “fuck AI”).