I have watched seven...

…Hallmark or Hallmark-style Christmas movies so far this season — most of them very bad, like very, very bad, but bad in a way where you’re like, “This is charming, look at the small town set and the fake snow and the very obvious premise, but oh no wait, this is bad, actually so bad, like really a waste of time to watch, but I can’t stop, and actually the badness makes it kind of funny, but not funny enough, but look at the sparkly lights and the bad sweaters, but like are they even attractive, and wow they are terrible actors, and why is there magic all of a sudden, and I think I’m done watching these, they are so bad, like so, so bad, but aw they’re in love” — and I can’t wait to watch more (let me know if you have recommendations, and bonus points if they are very bad!!!).