…turning our fresh produce into ticking butt bombs — I’m clearly being so cool about it because I had a dream that I accidentally ate cilantro — so lend me all of your summery recipes that don’t include raw fruits or veggies, and I’ll share a few here:
a corn and ricotta pasta not unlike this one (but get those fresh herbs OUTTA THERE);
tofu and broccoli stir fry kinda like this (except I suggest coating the tofu and broccoli in oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder, and then baking them WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIFE before tossing with sauce);
peach oatmeal (CRANK THAT HEAT until the peaches are basically a sauce for minimum poop parasite possibility).


