…but The Cat in the Hat is emphatically NOT one of them — it sends my anxiety as a rule-following, goodie-two-shoes eldest daughter through the roof — because what do you mean a STRANGER waltzes into these small children’s house while they are ALONE, endangers and ignores their pet fish/babysitter, lets two freaks out of a box who then proceed to absolutely destroy everything in their path, and then only cleans up because the kids’ mother is arriving home?????